Hey there, folks! Buckle up because we've got a wild ride on the Biden train. Our beloved President, Joe "Oops, Did I Say That Out Loud?" Biden, recently let slip a gem during a press conference that left jaws dropping faster than his approval ratings.
Now, picture this: a reporter dares to question Biden's mental agility (or lack thereof), and our dear leader snaps back with, "That is not the judgment of the press." Oh, Joe, bless your heart. What you meant to say was, "That is not the judgment of the people." But hey, why let a slip of the tongue get in the way of a good old-fashioned press scolding, right?
But here's the kicker. Biden knows darn well that the press is about as independent as a puppy on a leash. They're so far up his pocket they could practically tickle his tonsils. So when he says "press," what he really means is "my loyal band of sycophants." Ain't democracy grand?
The fallout from Biden's verbal blunder was a masterclass in media manipulation. NBC conveniently left out the juicy bits from their articles, while Roll Call got creative with their editing skills, adding a little "for" to twist Biden's words into submission. And just like that, the narrative shifts from questioning the press's authority to dictating it. Bravo, mainstream media, bravo.
But let's not stop there. Oh no, Biden and his gang of truth-twisters have been on a roll. They've been spinning more yarns than a grandma with a knitting addiction. From denying allegations of "diminished faculties" to downplaying classified mishaps, they've been playing fast and loose with the truth faster than you can say "teleprompter malfunction."
And don't even get me started on the White House's attempt to paint Special Counsel Hur as the villain of the piece. I mean, who needs facts when you've got a loyal army of media lackeys ready to do your bidding?
But fear not, dear readers. While the Biden administration may be playing fast and loose with the truth, we're here to keep them honest. So grab your popcorn, folks, because this comedy of errors is far from over.
And if you're curious to dive deeper into this rabbit hole of deception, we've got the declassified documents to prove it. It's a real page-turner, folks. So strap in and get ready for the ride of your life.
Until next time, keep your eyes peeled and your BS detectors finely tuned. Jesse Saunders, signing off.
And Remember:
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Trust Your Gut
and Stay Curious
Jesse
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